Why Claire&I should not be left alone....

ME AND CLAIRE WRECKED AT REFLEX LAST WEEK.
ME, CLAIRE, PETE AND SOME RANDOM IN DV8 LAST NOVEMBER (PETE AND I KEEP GETTING PAPPED SNOGGING, VERY UNFAIR!! AND I'M SURE IT'S CLAIRE'S FAULT SOMEHOW).



1/ If there is no alcohol in the house and we can not be arsed to go to the shop, we will order pizza and then play SingStar very loudly till 2am and end up with a letter of complaint from the neighbours..







2/ If there is alcohol in the house we will drink it. Just for the hell of it.







3/ If we decide to go for pub grub in a normal and nice pub in the evening and only plan on having a bottle of wine with our food, we will get absolutely hammered and end up staying till they close. Plus we manage to scare the entire male population under 30 out of the pub and have the men over 30 scare us.







4/ We are both broke yet we decide to spend all our money on the game "Guess the Shot" where each one takes turns to buy shots and the other one has to guess what it is before we down it. Messy.







5/ We spontaniously decide just to go out cos we are bored and encourage her innocent friends to poll dance with me and drink copious amounts of alcohol.







6/ I believe I can poll dance like a stripper and allow Claire to take photos of me. Not good.







7/ If none of the above appeal we will just watch re-runs of Lost, or Stardust, and cry. And order pizza/chinese and eat lots of chocolate.











There are more reasons but unfortunately the ridiculous amount of alcohol we consumed last night is playing silly buggers with my brain.







xx